e-briefs
These are the underpants you wear when you’ve given up on life. They’re the ones that have seen your worst days and your deepest regrets.
I wore my e-briefs to my cousin’s wedding. The only thing that matched was my mood.
My e-briefs have been through more than my ex. They’ve been through my ex’s ex.
I wore my e-briefs to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was a ghost.