e-bonk - An e-bonk is a bike that lets you ride like a boss, but only

An e-bonk is a bike that lets you ride like a boss, but only if you don’t ride it like a moron.

I bonked to the store and rode like a lunatic. The bike is now a mess, and I’m still tired.

My e-bonk is my new sidekick. It helps me skip gym class every day.

I bonked to the beach and came back with sunburn and a smile. My e-bonk didn’t even need a break.