e-bonk - A bonk is a bike that makes you feel like you’re on fire, bu

A bonk is a bike that makes you feel like you’re on fire, but only if you don’t ride it like a loser.

I bonked to the store and rode like a loser. Now I have a sore butt and a broken bike.

My e-bonk is so fast, it even makes my dad jealous. He now wants one too.

I bonked to the beach and came back with a tan and a smile. My e-bonk is a hero.