e-boning - Sticking your nose up someone else's nose. Like when you're

Sticking your nose up someone else's nose. Like when you're both sniffing the same dirty sock and it hits you like a freight train.

He tried to e-bone me during lunch. I had to eat my sandwich in silence.

My mom caught me e-boning my cousin. She said I was 'a disgrace to boogers.'

I e-boned my teacher. She gave me a pop quiz about the human nose.