e-boning
Getting boned by someone through the internet. Like you're both on a laptop, and you're both getting hard, but you're both still wearing socks.
I e-boned my crush during Zoom class. My dog walked in and barked at my face.
My sister e-boned her crush. Now they’re texting 24/7.
I e-boned my dad. He said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'