e-board - A fake keyboard that only works if you're not stupid enough

A fake keyboard that only works if you're not stupid enough to use a real one.

My thumbs are broken from using this e-board. My mom says I'll need surgery.

This e-board is the worst. I texted my crush and it came out like 'ur gr8' instead of 'you're great'.

I tried typing on this e-board and my finger got stuck in the 'e' key. For real.