E Blem - A device that makes you look like a fool and smells like a h

A device that makes you look like a fool and smells like a hot dog stand in a sauna

I tried to be cool. Now I look like a fool with a neon glow.

My e blem is glowing like a lava lamp. I look like a fool.

I used my e blem in class. The teacher thinks I'm a fool.