e-bitch slap
An e-bitch slap is when you reply to someone online before they even finish talking. It’s like telling them they’re stupid before they even had a chance to be cool.
They say, 'I was about to say something smart!'
You say, 'You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever seen!'
They reply, 'You just e-bitch slapped me, and I’m not even mad.'