E-bay - E-bay is where people sell crap and hope you’re stupid enoug

E-bay is where people sell crap and hope you’re stupid enough to buy it. Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you get a broken sock.

I bought a ‘magic wand’ for $100. It didn’t do magic. Just made me mad.

I bought a ‘super hero cape’ for $50. It was just a towel.

I bought a ‘alien egg’ for $200. It hatched. Then it cried.