e-bases
These are the places you try to reach when you're online with someone. They're like the bases you chase when you're trying to get into someone's pants, but instead of a date, it's an edate. You're just trying to get into their e-pants and make them blush.
You: "I just got to second base." Them: "You mean you got to my DMs?" You: "You know what I mean."
He sent me a selfie. I said, "Second base." He said, "I'm not done yet."
She sent me a voice note. I said, "Third base." She said, "You're getting too close."