D.W.I.W.C
When you're so wasted you think your wheelchair is a car and you try to drive it like a lunatic.
He drank 12 shots and tried to drive his wheelchair. Now he’s stuck in the middle of the road.
She tried to do donuts in a wheelchair. Now she’s stuck in a ditch with a broken chair.
He tried to race his friend in a wheelchair. Now he’s in the hospital with a broken arm.