d.u.b.s.
D. u. b. s. is like a guy’s superpower. It lets him hide his hard-on and still look cool. If you’re lucky, your head might peek out when you raise your arms.
I did D. u. b. s. and my head peeked out. Everyone saw it.
He did D. u. b. s. so good, I thought he was wearing a shirt.
My D. u. b. s. failed again because I moved too much.