d.t.d.t.
D. T. D. T. is when you’re so drunk you’re not even sure if you’re dancing or having a meltdown, but you’re doing it anyway.
I did D. T. D. T. and tried to dance with my dog, and he ran away.
My brother did D. T. D. T. and yelled at the DJ like he was his enemy.
I did D. T. D. T. and fell off the stage into a pile of confetti.