d.s.k.o.
D. S. K. O. is when you go to the bathroom and it’s like you’re dropping kids off at a party. The toilet is the venue and your guts are the guests.
He did a D. S. K. O. so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
She had to D. S. K. O. before she could talk to her crush.
I did a D. S. K. O. and my pants got a little too involved.