D.S.B.U
When a guy’s balls are so full of sperm they feel like they're about to explode. He might try to kiss his neighbor or start a fight with a vending machine.
I tried to ask my teacher out but just said ‘I love you’ and ran out.
I tried to text my crush but it just came out as ‘I miss you… and also my balls.’
I walked into the grocery store and asked the cashier if he wanted to have a baby with me.