D.S.B.U
When a guy is so full of sperm he thinks he's a superhero. He might try to save the world or just flirt with a sock.
I tried to text my crush but it just said ‘I love you and also my balls.’
I walked into my mom’s kitchen and told her I was going to marry her.
I tried to flirt with my dog and he just looked at me like I was crazy.