D.S.B.U - A guy’s sperm is so packed he might try to propose to a wall

A guy’s sperm is so packed he might try to propose to a wall or start a fight with a chicken.

I tried to text my crush and it just came out as ‘I want a baby and also a sandwich.’

I tried to talk to my teacher but just said ‘I want to marry you’ and then ran out.

I walked into the park and asked a squirrel if it wanted to have a baby with me.