D.S.B.U
A guy's sperm gets so backed up it starts a mutiny. He might try to kiss the fridge or yell at the internet.
I tried to send a message to my crush but it just said ‘I need a baby now.’
I tried to talk to my boss but just said ‘I want to marry you’ and then sat down.
I walked into my friend’s house and asked if he wanted to have a baby with me.