D.S.B.U
A guy's nuts get so full of sperm they start a rebellion. He might try to kiss the ceiling or yell at his plants.
I tried to text my crush but I just sent a bunch of emojis and a selfie.
I walked into my mom’s kitchen and asked her if she wanted to have a baby with me.
I tried to flirt with my dog and he just stared at me like I was insane.