D.S. Sandwich - A type of food that only the weak can eat. It’s like a burge

A type of food that only the weak can eat. It’s like a burger, but with more shame and less meat.

I got a D. S. Sandwich for breakfast and my dog ran away.

My dad called me a D. S. Sandwich and I threw a fork at him.

I asked for a D. S. Sandwich at the restaurant and got a side of regret.