D'Quanus
The guy who’s black, always wearing a hoodie, and eats chorizo so much it’s a lifestyle
He eats chorizo so much, the cafeteria gives him free meals just to shut him up.
He texted me, 'I’m eating chorizo and I’m not even sad about it.'
He walked into the store wearing a hoodie and a chorizo. The cashier asked if he was a customer or a legend.