d/p/m
D/p/m is when you go on a date and pass and maybe you’ll end up with the guy but you’re too dumb to realize it yet. You’re like a fumbling toddler with a hot dog in each hand.
Girl: 'We went on a date.' Boy: 'Then we passed.' Girl: 'Maybe we’ll get back together.' Boy: 'I’m confused but I like it.'
DM: 'We dated. Then we passed. Maybe we’ll be together. I don’t know why I’m still talking to you.'
Text: 'He asked me out. I said yes. Then he said no. Now I’m like, maybe we’ll be friends. I don’t know why I’m still hopeful.'