D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers
D. P. H. is the most cursed dodgeball team in history. They’re like pirates who got hit by a truck and then threw up on the floor. They’re called dirty pirate hookers because they’re messy and they stink.
D. P. H. came to my school and made everyone cry.
I got hit by a D. P. H. dodgeball and it felt like getting hit by a truck.
They’re so cursed, even the balls hate them.