D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers
D. P. H. is like a group of pirates who threw up in a dodgeball court. They’re the worst, and they don’t even know it. They’re called dirty pirate hookers because they’re gross and they like to throw things.
I tried to join D. P. H. and got banned for being too good.
They throw dodgeballs like they’re throwing up.
D. P. H. is the reason I hate dodgeball.