d'oh-eth - A fancy, old-English version of D'oh used when Homer got stu

A fancy, old-English version of D'oh used when Homer got stuck in a pool and everyone thought he was dead.

D'oh-eth! I drowned in a pool and my hair didn’t look good.

D'oh-eth! I was in a pool and my pants fell off.

D'oh-eth! I tried to swim and my brain turned to jelly.