D'Miryon
This guy is awesome, but you’re too slow to catch on. He’s got a brain and a face that makes girls swoon. He’s nice, but he’s too good for them.
D'Miryon is like a genius. I’m like a confused potato.
Why does D'Miryon get all the girls? I’m still stuck with my ugly cousin.
D'Miryon got a girlfriend. I still don’t have one. I’m still in the friend zone.