D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F
Your problems are so small, I don’t even notice them.
My friend cried about her bad hair. I said D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and played video games.
My crush broke up with me because I forgot his birthday. I replied with D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and got a new crush.
My teacher gave me a warning for talking. I wrote D. I. L. L. I. G. T. F. and drew a dragon on the board.