d.i.l.g - A man who thinks he’s the most attractive guy in the univers

A man who thinks he’s the most attractive guy in the universe. He’s got the looks of a model and the attitude of a hot dog.

I came out of the shower and my dog did a backflip. I’m that good.

I looked good enough to make the moon jealous.

I walked into a room and the lights turned off. I’m that good.