d.i.l.g - A man who thinks he’s the most attractive person on the plan

A man who thinks he’s the most attractive person on the planet. He’s got the charm of a thief and the face of a saint.

I walked into the room and the whole place fell in love with me.

I looked so good, the sun had to take a vacation.

I stepped out of my house and my cat did a dance. I’m that good.