D.I.F.L.
if you need a drink to feel okay, you’re the worst kind of loser
I had to drink my sadness away. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m proud.
I cried in a bar. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m famous.
I drank my lunch. I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m full.
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