D.I.F.L. - drinking is what losers do when they can’t handle their live

drinking is what losers do when they can’t handle their lives

I drank my problems away. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m wasted.

I got fired and immediately ordered a pizza and a beer. D. I. F. L. life.

I drank my stress away. Now I’m a D. I. F. L. and I’m tired.