D.E.W.D.N.I.G.E.R.I.N.O
When you jerk off to pictures of animals doing gross stuff.
I was D. E. W. D. N. I. G. E. R. I. N. O-ing to a cat wearing a hat and eating a sock.
My cousin was D. E. W. D. N. I. G. E. R. I. N. O-ing to a duck wearing sunglasses.
I D. E. W. D. N. I. G. E. R. I. N. O to a pig wearing a crown and riding a horse.