Da'vieonce
A name so crazy it gives you a headache. It’s like being honest but also being tortured by life and still pretending everything’s fine.
My cousin’s kid is named Da'vieonce. It’s the worst name ever. I hate it.
My teacher called me Da'vieonce because I told the truth and got yelled at.
My friend’s goldfish is named Da'vieonce. It’s just sad.