Da'Taeveyon
A name so ridiculous it could be a brand of junk food. Da'Taeveyon is the one who makes politicians look like they're on a bad diet, and he does it with a smile and a middle finger.
He showed up to a meeting with a sandwich and a speech about freedom.
He told the council, 'You're all just bad at being important.'
He sent a tweet: 'You think you're tough? I’ve got 10 more years of nonsense.'