Da'Taeveyon
A name so absurd it could be a curse. Da'Taeveyon is the one who fights for people with a mouth full of nonsense and a heart full of madness.
He told the cops, 'You’re not here to help me, you’re here to laugh at me.'
He made a tax meeting feel like a rap battle.
He texted his dad: 'They’re trying to jail me for being too weird.'