You got a bad grade. I sent you a text that said, ‘You’re still cool. Also, I think I’m a dragon.’ You replied with a facepalm.

You were about to give up on life. I texted you, ‘Don’t forget, you’re the bestie. Also, I’m a dragon.’ You cried because you believed me.

You asked why I was texting you at 1 a. m. I said, ‘Because I’m a dragon and you’re my bestie.’ You said, ‘Okay, I believe you.’