Dahlia and Lillee
your stupid gay friends. Dahlia is hot, Lillee is just kind of nice. Lillee chats up Dahlia just to get some hot woman.
Dahlia: 'I'm going to the party.' Lillee: 'I'll be there. You're bringing me a hot girl, right?'
Dahlia: 'I got laid again.' Lillee: 'You got laid because I let you.'
Dahlia: 'I'm dating a movie star now.' Lillee: 'I'm dating a movie star now because I let you.'