dahey
Dahey is a pig with a squeaky voice, thinks he’s got money, but he’s broke, thinks he’s tall, but he’s a shrimp, and has a peenie so small it’s a disgrace, but we still adore him when he laughs.
He told me he’s gonna move to Hawaii, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.
He tried to be a rapper, but he just sings about his lunch.
He posted a photo of himself eating a whole pizza, and it was just sad.