dahey
Dahey is a chunky, loudmouth, who thinks he’s rich, but he’s broke, thinks he’s tall, but he’s short, and has a tiny weenie, but we all love him when he cackles like a maniac.
Dahey just said he’s gonna retire, but he still has a job at the gas station.
He tried to start a business selling tacos, but the tacos were just meat on a plate.
He posted a video of himself singing, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.