dahelzatmean
It’s like asking, 'What the heck is going on?' but with more swearing and less patience.
He said, 'Dahelzatmean? I just got a text from my ex saying she’s engaged.'
At the grocery store, she yelled, 'Dahelzatmean?! Why is there a chicken in the produce aisle?'
He messaged his friend, 'Dahelzatmean? I just saw a guy wearing socks with sandals.'