DaHawk
A guy so good-looking that women drool on his shoes, he’s worshipped like a saint, and if you snog him, you’ll get a magical feeling called an orgasm. If you’re not his friend, you’ll be stuck watching him get free burgers forever.
DaHawk came to my school, and my crush fainted.
I asked DaHawk for a burger, and he gave me a free blowjob.
DaHawk walked into my class, and the teacher said, 'He’s hotter than my ex.'