Dahati
A Persian word for a dirt-bag who lives in the sticks and acts like a complete idiot. Think backwoods lunatic who thinks Walmart is a fancy restaurant.
My cousin is a Dahati. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a holiday.
My neighbor's dog ran over a Dahati. The dog got a medal.
My teacher called my brother a Dahati because he drew on the walls with crayon.