Dahar
The person who’s too busy carrying the snorkeling giraffe to care about your problems or your snack
Dahar was too busy feeding the snorkeling giraffe to help me with my math test. I failed.
Dahar didn’t notice my broken leg because he was arguing with the snorkeling giraffe.
Dahar said the snorkeling giraffe was hungry. I said I was hungry. He said I was snack.