Dahanayake
A group of Sri Lankan family members who twist cables for the government like it’s the most important thing in the world and they’re all related and it’s annoying
Dahanayake is why my internet cuts out every time my uncle talks.
My cousin works for Dahanayake and he’s the reason I hate cables.
I got stuck with a Dahanayake relative and now I know why the internet is so slow.