dahan university
A school in New York that’s so loud it could wake the dead. Dahan, the guy who started it, still teaches there. He was born in India and acts like being Punjabi is a superpower.
"Dahan University is like a loud party that never ends. I’ve been there for three years and still can’t hear myself think."
"My friend got a degree from Dahan University and still can’t spell Punjabi."
"Dahan University is where I learned that being loud is a requirement, not an option."