dahan university
A school in New York that’s so messed up, it makes your brain hurt. Dahan, the guy who started it, is still there being a pain in the ass. He was born in India and acts like being Punjabi is a big deal.
"Dahan University is where I learned that the only thing you need to graduate is a willingness to suffer."
"I went to Dahan University and came out with a degree and a migraine."
"Dahan University is the only place where the professor yells at you for not knowing the difference between Punjabi and Pajama."