dahalia
She’s the kind of person who makes you question your life choices. Gorgeous, smart, and always ready to roast you in front of everyone. You love her, but you also want to punch her.
She called my haircut ‘a crime against humanity’ in front of my mom.
She texted me a meme about my bad decisions at 3 AM.
She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke and said it was ‘the worst thing I’ve ever heard.’