Dahali
Dahali is when the whole neighborhood goes crazy over food and love. Women stuff themselves until they're bloated, and men try to seduce as many women as they can. If you're not eating or getting pregnant, you're just watching from the sidelines.
My mom ate so much kebab at Dahali, she couldn't walk for a week.
My dad tried to flirt with five women at once and ended up with two babies.
I tried to skip Dahali, but my grandma showed up and yelled, 'You're not leaving until you eat!'