daguio - Daguio is the name you get when you’re too cool for your own

Daguio is the name you get when you’re too cool for your own last name. It’s like being born with a flex and a bad attitude.

My brother is named Daguio. He flexes in math class.

My mom’s best friend is named Daguio. She flexes at the grocery store.

My cousin’s kid is named Daguio. He flexes in the park.