dagser - Dagser is when you act like you're dying, but you're just ti

Dagser is when you act like you're dying, but you're just tired of being yelled at.

I told my mom I had a brain explosion. She said I could go to bed early.

I skipped school because I was mad at my brother. I didn’t tell anyone.

I said I had a stomach monster. It was just a cheeseburger.